I seem to be confused.

16, but I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

August 19, 2014 10:55 am

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

(via lostunconcious)

10:44 am

alargebeardedman:

amporafest:

simonbitdiddle:

sherridea:

doctorsxperiment221b:

“I love this twee”

“My twee”

“This twee is mah fran”

“Dis twee has a flavour”

“Twee, u no worries, I cleans u.”

"Twee is mah pweshus"

will you fucking type like normal people before i kill someone

(Source: hiddenlex, via superrad-dragondad)

10:43 am

orangeitnblack:

i need to know the pork chop story

(via raisedto-be-charming-not-sincere)

10:22 am 10:19 am

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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(via gendernugget)

10:17 am

shounentastic:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

spettrale-nessuno:

SHE PAINTED A CAR PINK AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT IT OMG IF SHE HAS THE MONEY JUST LET HER SPEND IT ON CUTE FRIVOLOUS THINGS, LOOK HOW SLAMMIN’ HER CAR LOOKS BTW LIKE DANG WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SHE IS NOT HARMING U IN ANYWAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND

A) That car is hot as shit and I love it

B) Are we really going to pretend that a matte pink paint job is the worst custom that somebody’s done on a Lambo?

^Yes, that is Chris Brown

HOW DAR WOMAN DO THING FOR SELF

THING NOT FOR MAN

NOT EVEN MAN-APPROVED

HOW DAR

EVERYTHING RUINED NOW!!!!!!!!

(Source: commanderlizabiz, via ccc0urtney)

10:12 am

kimpossibooty:

OKAY TMI WARNING I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND THE BAR OF SOAP SLIPPED AND SHOT OUT OF MY HANDS AND NAILED ME RIGHT IN THE BALLS AND I FELL OVER IN THE TUB AND COULDN’T BREATHE NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU MEN ARE STRONG WE ARE WEAK WEAK WEAKLINGS AND I NEED HELP

(via slytherinwithablog)

10:08 am

justananimeartblog:

Do you ever forget that you can’t speak japanese so you try to multitask while watching subbed anime and realize fuck i have no idea what just happened

(via catniiiip)

10:07 am August 18, 2014 5:26 pm

frillious:

meganopteryx:

alliartist:

cephalopodlovesong:

tyleroakley:

Can’t. Look. Away.

1 minute in. not where I was expecting this to go.

I like the way is slowly turned into “destroy everything”

I think of all the crazy things I have seen online today, this is the one that will give me nightmares. Not sure if because of or in spite of “awesome” 80’s music.

ALL THE NOISES OF THE THINGS BEING DESTROYED ARE SO SATASFYING

(via superrad-dragondad)