I seem to be confused.

16, but I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

October 20, 2014 12:21 pm

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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(via tyleroakley)

October 16, 2014 7:04 pm
trotttimus:

buttermilk-thegoat:

khanstantly-fangirling:

death-limes:

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states
i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

NORP CROLEENA REPRESENT

I’m in a Noon Yarn state of mind

OKAYHOMO

penis

trotttimus:

buttermilk-thegoat:

khanstantly-fangirling:

death-limes:

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states

i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

NORP CROLEENA REPRESENT

I’m in a Noon Yarn state of mind

OKAYHOMO

penis

(Source: omgtsn, via spoopybad-dragondad)

7:04 pm

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

(via spoopybad-dragondad)

12:28 pm 12:25 pm October 15, 2014 10:41 am
lesb0:

this scares the shit out of me

lesb0:

this scares the shit out of me

(Source: inspired-for-lifee, via 4aggatron)

October 13, 2014 12:53 am

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via spoopybad-dragondad)

12:53 am 12:38 am

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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(via the--nevermore-raven)

October 7, 2014 11:04 pm

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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(Source: demonicdorothy, via gendernugget)